A Must Have Assault Weapon

[buckeye4rnr]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Assault-Weap...-/261151027123

Here we have THE ORIGINAL assault weapon. Since the dawn of time, men have used clubs to assault others. They are also very important in self defense situations where someone is attempting to assault you with their weapon. Don't be a victim any longer. In the old days you would have to go into the woods and find a stick that is suitable for your self defense weapon. NOT ANYMORE! Here we have a modernized version of a club finely crafted by the folks at Louisville Slugger. This fine piece of American hardwood has been designed with the user in mind. It was built using a very high tech weapons building machine known as a wood lathe. This club is contoured to give you a nice fat end for striking, and a convenient narrow section on the other end for easy holding.

This makes it easy for anyone of any size to hold onto. I would say this is actually superior to any other means of self defense including firearms. What will you do with your firearm if you run out of ammo, or even forgot to load it in the first place? Your in trouble! With this you need not worry. This weapon does not require ammo. Also there are no moving parts that could break at the wrong time. Even if you did break this in half, guess what? That's right, now you have two weapons! Buy it before it is banned! Don't regret not buying this when you had the chance.

*NOTE- This is a high capacity weapon. This "GRAND SLAM" model may not be legal in your state. You will need to purchase the "ORDINARY SLAM" model that has a capacity of 10 swings.

I added this due to a large number of members asking if this was legal in their state.

[buckeye4rnr]

The Q&A below is awesome. Sadly I couldn't get it formatted correctly to show up here.

[islandermyk]

The Q&A below is awesome. Sadly I couldn't get it formatted correctly to show up here.

Your not kidding... some of that sh*t got me rolling

[hatidua]

-that'll be on the ban list soon enough.

[clublights]

Got the Q&A for ya ... HILAROUS!


Q: As you stated that this weapon is the real deal, potentially exploding on contract releasing splinter shrapnel, will I have to have to have this registered according to the NFA like other explosive capable devices? If so, do you have any wiggle room on the price to accommodate the $200 dollar registration fee?
A: I'll make you a deal. Fill out the papers to register this as an AOW with the ATF and I will pay for your stamp when approved, and give you the weapon for free.

Q: Hi, is this assault weapon MA compliant? would you be able to provide me the serial #, that way i can call the factory and confirm it was assembled as a complete assault weapon capable of a full swing before the effective ban date.
A: I am sorry but the "GRAND SLAM" is not legal in MA. See my ad revision about the 10 swing capacity "ordinary slam" model.

Q: This weapon was designed to explode on impact and project splinters into the individual. Therefore causing great bodily harm. Or is it the foam rubber type which has been approved by the ATF????
A: This weapon is the real deal. It was built prior to any assault weapon ban and therefore it is legal to own.

Q: GREAT LISTING!!!! I was gong to buy it but I am having a hard time finding a holster for it. Thanks for the laugh!!!
A: I carried it in a "baseball bat bag". It is a very discreet holster.

Q: Does this model include "tactical wrappings" for extra grip. If so I can't bid. They've banned those in my state.
A: Tactical grips have been removed to comply with ebay policy. I also removed the bayonet.

[buckeye4rnr]

Thank you. I didn't have a great way to edit it and only the questions were showing up for some reason.

[wreave]

No joke - in Sweden, if you had this by your bed, and used it against an intruder, you could be in serious trouble. It's considered hostile intent.

If it were conveniently nearby, and you matched force for force (e.g. the intruder also had a bat), you're okay. But not if you had the weapon set up in advance.

Use of a knife to defend yourself is STRICTLY forbidden. And obviously, use of a gun for self defense is also forbidden. Guns are to be locked up, and they are for hunting only.

Sweden's homicide rate is lower than the USA's, but I wonder about their total violent crime statistics? According to a table I found, Sweden is 1123/100k. USA (from a different source) is about 1923. Of course, I don't think they're fighting a "war on drugs" that's incarcerating millions every year.

[blacklabel]

Awesome. The Q&A about a holster had me rolling.

[Bailey Guns]

I asked him if "over-penetration" was a concern with this model. I wouldn't wanna whack someone only to have my whack extend to an unintended "whackee".

[UncleDave]

You said whacking!