seen on a variety of forums, or some variant : Taxes you are doing them wrong...

An answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?',
LIST....... '12 million illegal immigrants, 10 million crack heads,
20 million unemployed too lazy to work, the entire cast of The Jerry
Springer Show, 30,000 people in penal establishments in Missouri, 2
million leftovers from Katrina, half of Mexico, all of the House of
Representatives, most of the Senate, and Michelle Obama’s trip to visit
relatives in Africa.
Example 2 is not claiming enough dependents.