F**king Apple Prices

[jerrymrc]

As a member of the ruling party I command you to stop bashing King Soopers. I fully understand that they were bought by some faction of the DHS but this constant bashing of our local "FO'S" (Food Outlets) has and will stop or the ban hammer be upon you.

In addition the LEO's on the board state that KS Donuts are better than Dunkin along with the fact that being "self serve" all they have to do is load up a box and walk out. The other places have counters guarding the prized morsels at all hours.

As far as the Apple issue goes all that crap fell off the tree months ago so as to buying Apples in January means you are supporting the underbelly of the world and that is the same thing as saying you want to do the Cleavland Steamer with Rep. DeGette.

In closing Ray only likes Apples that have been cut to look like Cheetos. Part of the staff has spoken.

[ChunkyMonkey]

I'll be the first to admit, I had to google it... I'll pass on your "pre-ban" apples- I don't want cancer that way... I'd rather get it from cell phone use!

Noob.. alar is a sweetener just like lead based paint... so sweet!

[Bailey Guns]

...and that is the same thing as saying you want to do the Cleavland Steamer with Rep. DeGette.

It's like you were totally reading my mind. How did you know that?

[Dave]

So I guess soon you can't get apples whose cores hold more than 10 seeds? What if it has certain assault fruit modifications like a threaded stem?

[MrPrena]

Damn Apple iPod, iPhone, iPad prices....

[ray1970]

And you wonder why the apple prices are on the rise......

[Ronin13]

Noob.. alar is a sweetener just like lead based paint... so sweet!

Now your avatar really makes sense...

[Aloha_Shooter]

Freaking newbs. Should have bought more apples before the prices went up. Wait until the last minute and then whine about price gouging. I got my Honeycrisps at $1.19 a pound in high capacity grocery bags. What you need to do is donate money to the Rocky Mountain Apple Eaters!

[Bailey Guns]

An apple a day may keep the doctor away. But an apple upside the head will knock you right the fuck out.

[TEAMRICO]

49 cents a pound at Sprouts this week

Why should I have to pay for apples?
Its my right to have access to apples and Im being denied access to those apples. How am I supposed to afford .49 cents a pound! I demand my apples be paid for by the tax payers, those 1% ers who have all the orchards and have all the apples they will ever need!
I just want my fair share of apples at someone else's expense!