Women...

[Gman]

A guy was on the beach in California and found an interesting bottle. So he picked it up and it was a bit dirty so he rubbed it and a Genie poppped out.

So the Genie does the "Genie Schpeel" and says, "You get one wish."

The young man hesitates and says, "I always wanted to go to Hawaii but I am afraid of flying and sailing. How about building me a bridge to Hawaii?"

The Genie throws up his hands and says, "That's a bit much. Maybe too much work for me. Is there anything else you want? Money? Beautiful women?"

So the young man says, "Well since you mention women I always wanted to be able to truly understand them. So, can you make it possible for me to understand women?"

Then the Genie says...."How many lanes did you want on that bridge?"

[WillysWagon]

An oldy but goody!!

[iceman]

Yep, it's old but you just have to agree with it.....