Thread for Unsubstantiated Rumors, Reposts and Other Annoying Stuff

[T-Giv]

I heard Pancho likes it like this:

I also heard this as well so it must be true!

[Rucker61]

I hear Obama is creating an EO that requires all condition ms to have a blue tip so the UN will take over our bedrooms.

[mahabali]

So who is going to be watching this BS this morning?

[Ah Pook]

I hear that when all the guns are gone they are going after our pron. A well connected source told me.


I'm betting this will be at four pages by 6:00pm.

[Ready Room]

I heard Barry is going to admit to being a douche and that he and Rahm are but pirates.

[vim]

They screwed up big!

New York banned all guns. Now the metro police have no choice but to run down criminals with their horses and trample them. Big publicity black eye coming there!

Obama talked about magazines, but forgot about banana clips, which -- let's face it -- are vastly superior and run like greased shit through a goose.

[The Nuge]

I heard the DIMocrats are going to try and remove the debt ceiling. Oh . . . wait, they are trying to do that?

[The Nuge]

Feinstein is going to unlaw kids playing cops and robbers, and cowboys and indians. Holding bananas in a pistol fashion will result in 5 year jail terms.

[Kraven251]

I heard that Feinstein is finally going to admit she is a man.

[mahabali]

Didnt Obama ban Buckyballs too because they were "dangerous"