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    Paintball Shooter The Nuge's Avatar
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    I heard the DIMocrats are going to try and remove the debt ceiling. Oh . . . wait, they are trying to do that?

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    They screwed up big!

    New York banned all guns. Now the metro police have no choice but to run down criminals with their horses and trample them. Big publicity black eye coming there!

    Obama talked about magazines, but forgot about banana clips, which -- let's face it -- are vastly superior and run like greased shit through a goose.

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    Feinstein is going to unlaw kids playing cops and robbers, and cowboys and indians. Holding bananas in a pistol fashion will result in 5 year jail terms.

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    I heard that Feinstein is finally going to admit she is a man.
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem. --TJ

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    Didnt Obama ban Buckyballs too because they were "dangerous"


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    Quote Originally Posted by ThunderSquirrel View Post
    I heard he is going to make all gun owners wear a patch on their coats...
    Quote Originally Posted by StagLefty View Post
    No no no-on your eye !!!
    No, the patch still goes on your coat, but all gun owners do get a tattoo on their forehead.

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    LOL
    Quote Originally Posted by PugnacAutMortem View Post
    I heard Pancho likes it like this:
    Red,White & Blue means Freedom, until its flashing behind you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alan0269 View Post
    No, the patch still goes on your coat, but all gun owners do get a tattoo on their forehead.
    Woe to you, oh earth and sea
    For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
    Because he knows the time is short
    Let him who hath understanding
    Reckon the number of the beast
    For it is a human number
    Its number is six hundred and sixty
    We must hang together, gentlemen...else, we shall most assuredly hang separately."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mahabali View Post
    Didnt Obama ban Buckyballs too because they were "dangerous"

    for the children !

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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    Anyone hear about wally world ?
    What about Wally World... oh wait, never mind: "Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya."
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."

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