How are we going to pay for these ideas? A: Tax gun ownership and religion.

What happened to the budget debate and debt cliff? A: New treasury Secretary will take care of it.

Like something out of South Park... Johnny Cochran presents Exhibit A... "Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! "