Email from our dear VP Joe

[BPTactical]

Dear Joe, please exercise responsibility on your behalf. Put down the bottle, pipe, bong, snooter tube or what ever it is you indulge in. Both you and your boss are suffering from delusions and given your public appearances and performance in the VP debate it is clear that you have some behavioral issues that need attending to.
Please cease and desist any attempt at policy and governing decisions until you have been deemed "Fit for Duty" as defined by a competent healthcare/mental health care proffesional.
Thank you