Quote Originally Posted by Fmedges View Post
Eye spy someone with an evil looking weapon.
*Calls 911* Hi, yes, I just saw my neighbor put a rifle and an ammo can in the trunk of their car and I fear they are going to use it.
*dispatcher* Okay, thank you sir, i've dispatched a squad and they should be there momentarily. Please stay inside, but can you tell me the make/model of the car?

Sigh, things really could get out of control much quicker than that even. I pray it doesn't come to that, I really do.

But I'll tell you this, if one of my neighbors calls me in, I'll know which one it was and I'll take my dog over to their yard EVERYDAY to take a nice big poop on their lawn, err, rocks, cause its the desert.