try united states truck driving school in wheat ridge (i have no idea how close that is to chuck norris training camp). you need 160 hours (IIRC) which is basically 3.5 weeks to get it (per law). I paid cash for mine so it wasn't as expensive, but plenty of other people had straight up gigs with truck companies to drive for that your training was paid for (if you stayed with them driving, only fair). http://www.ustruck.com/

Truck drivers work 60 hour weeks for 40 hours of pay, just realize that.

You need to not be a felon, have a clean MVR, pass a drug and alcohol test and a physical, but they'll tell you this BEFORE you start.