Tasteless Jokes - put em up

[Dingo]

*Mean, but hey - it's the tasteless section, so here's the worst of what I know...*

What do you do when your TV starts floating in the middle of the night? Shoot the 2 black guys carrying it.

What do you do when a raghead's screaming on the ground? Laugh and reload.

How do you get a liberal out of a tree in Texas? Cut the rope.

*And..... my favorite limmerick:*

There was a young man named McSweeney,
Who spilt some gin on his weenie.
Do you think it uncouth,
That he added vermouth,
And slipped his girl a martini?

[Melvin]

I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night.

They were called “Bomb Jovi”. They were brilliant.

Their last song “Living on a Prayer Mat” almost brought the house down.

Then this Muslim bloke I met started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD.

I was interested so I asked him, “Can you burn me a copy?”

That was when the trouble started......

[Troublco]

[JMBD2112]

Did you Know Princess Diana had a dandruff problem?





They found her head and shoulders under the seat

[King]

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
She needs the other to moan with.

[Great-Kazoo]

Know why dogs lick their balls?

























Cause they can't make a FIST. .................................................. .......................BAM

[rondog]

Know why blind people don't skydive?




It scares the fuck out of their dogs!

[rondog]

Know why women have legs?




So they don't leave a trail like a snail!

[Great-Kazoo]

This chick's going down on me as i hold on to her head,

She pushes my hand away and tells me.







YOU DON'T HAVE TO HOLD MY EARS. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!