Tasteless Jokes - put em up

[Melvin]

Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Ireland .
He looks down and sees a farmer in the fields and shouts to him “Where am I”?
The Irish farmer looks back up and shouts back "You're in that basket up there".

An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.
A man asks "What is wrong"?
The boy says "Me Ma is dead".
"Oh bejaysus" the man says “Do you want me to call Father O' Riley for you”?
The boy replies “No tanks mister, sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment”.