This lumberjack only gets to go into town once every 6 months.
So when his turn comes around, he goes to the local cathouse and asks for a room, a beer, and the roughest, toughest girl in the house.
The madam behind the counter says "Ok. Your room is #6, upstairs and to the right. I'll send the beer up with the girl."
"OK." says the lumberjack, who goes upstairs and takes a bath.
As he's coming out of the bathroom, the girl comes in with the beer.
She sets the beer on the table, takes off her clothes, and gets down on all fours.
The lumberjack says "No, not like that. I like it in bed, the old fashioned way!"
The girl says "OK. I just thought you might want to open your beer first...."