Obama wakes up one night. There is George Washington's ghost! Obama says, “George, how can I help this country? Washington replies, "Be honest with the people like I was."

Obama goes back to sleep and awakes again. This time it's Thomas Jefferson’s ghost! Obama says "Tom how can I help this country?" Jefferson says, "Love the Constitution like I did."

Waking up again there is Abe Lincoln's ghost, Obama says "Abe how can I help this country?" Abe replies, "Buy theater tickets"