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  1. 01-24-2013, 09:15 #1
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    Default Good one....haha

    Obama wakes up one night. There is George Washington's ghost! Obama says, “George, how can I help this country? Washington replies, "Be honest with the people like I was."

    Obama goes back to sleep and awakes again. This time it's Thomas Jefferson’s ghost! Obama says "Tom how can I help this country?" Jefferson says, "Love the Constitution like I did."

    Waking up again there is Abe Lincoln's ghost, Obama says "Abe how can I help this country?" Abe replies, "Buy theater tickets"
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    Annnnnnnnndddddd
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    ​ziiiiiiiing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    Annnnnnnnndddddd
    ........would you like fries with that?
    "The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles. --Jeff Cooper"



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  5. 01-24-2013, 09:31 #5
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    Hahahaha that is funny
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    Fucking hilarious. I love it.
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    Hahahaha that is awesome! Just made my morning
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    *Rimshot!*
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."
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