So the wife and kids are out of town... 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor

[baglock1]

Oh!!!

To bad you weren't closer! putting new bushings in the Yoder tonight!! Hall pass!!!!

Beers are flowing here tonight also!!

Nice. Beer and truck work always goes good together. Motorcycles too. And speaking of which, I decided I really did need to get something useful done tonight so I replaced the gas tank bushings on the bike.

Gentlemen, I present a 1968 Hodaka Ace 100. Although I had ridden motorcycles before, this was the bike I really learned to ride on. I just finished a year long frame-up rebuild. Yes, I still need to polish the tank.

When you get drunk enough and are still ordering things ill PM you my address, just enter that in the recipient box and Ill say thank you in advice

Go ahead and PM me that address. First, reread my OP though. To fulfill the "ass" part of the evening, I'll have a case of KY, strap-ons, and a lifetime subscription to Playgirl sent over... COD.

A couple years ago I got back from a ~3 week work traveling trip where drinking was strictly prohibited. I decided a stout margarita sounded good so I mixed one up. After that one I thought I should have another. Next thing I know I'm power puking off my deck. After that I remember waking up and hoping I put the chickens away before I went to bed and didn't trash the house before my wife got home. When we both woke up the next morning the chickens were back in the coop and the wife didn't say anything so it was all good.

I was in a similar situation a few years ago. I was coming back from overseas and hadn't had a drink in a loong time. I got into Dulles so late, I had to stay the night before catching the next flight. I went down to the hotel bar and there was two guys arguing about Iraq/Afghanistan. After they left, the bartender made a comment about uninformed people with "expert" opinions. I agreed, and made a comment about my experiences in the ME. After that, I had a bottomless highball of Maker's Mark in front of me. I f**king destroyed that hotel bathroom. The flight out the next day was *rough.*

[baglock1]

Well from the pic's and your still good typing skills I would have to say you are falling behind

I take great pains to try and utilize proper grammar and correct spelling in my posts/texts/emails. When all you have is the written word, those aspects go a long ways towards displaying intelligence and maturity. Of course, given the nature of this thread, maturity may not be an issue after all.

And I'm on beer four. Maybe it's time for a shot...?

[baglock1]

Yeehaw! Genuine Mongolian vodka!

[baglock1]

Rant: Why the hell didn't I buy a bunch of BX-25 mags 3 months ago?

[NightCat]

I applaud you my good sir

[brutal]

At least you're smart enough not to fill all that stomache capacity with food that will get in the way of beers and booze.

Last time I woke up after a night of poor judgements, I asked my wife why I was such a liar.

[brutal]

At least you're smart enough not to fill all that stomache capacity with food that will get in the way of beers and booze. Last time I woke up after a night of poor judgements, I asked my wife why I was such a liar.

Chrome and vbulletin are really starting to piss me off.

[Tinelement]

Still going......

[baglock1]

lol, okay, please describe what is happening there.

On edit:
I'm throwing in the towel with regards to food. I'm thinking spam, eggs, and home fries...

[birddog]

Still going......

Why do you always seem like such a badass boss.