LMAO... New name for comrade Obama seen on twitter: "Skeeter".
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
The best by far:
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"There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
"The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."
Must be a blackpowder shotgun![]()
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to Fight, he'll just kill you.
Sorry, but I just can't help thinking of this when I see that photo.....
There's a lot more of us ugly mf'ers out here than there are of you pretty people!
- Frank Zappa
Scrotum Diem - bag the day!
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.....
Yep, he shoots skeet all the time, but never mentioned it until a week ago, didn't talk about it in his biography, his stance is wrong, and he holds the shotgun awkwardly. He must like having a sore shoulder. Maybe the clay pigeons he was shooting were stamped "2nd Amendment".