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    Default How do I get a tinfoil hat?

    Not sure how to get one or it's proper useage if I had one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vossman View Post
    Not sure how to get one or it's proper useage if I had one.
    If you don't have one by now, you can't get one(with out spending an arm and leg for one) ! It's kinda like the gun craze going on, should have bought one a long time ago........

    (If you really want one come see me, I'll hook ya up!)

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    Gives a sh!t; pretends he doesn't HoneyBadger's Avatar
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    I just wear an emergency "space blanket" on my head at all times to ward off EMPs and government-run mind control experiments. It seems to be working...
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    I just wear an emergency "space blanket" on my head at all times to ward off EMPs and government-run mind control experiments. It seems to be working...
    Yep, at least til you find out that aluminum ain't no tin.
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    First of all, only complete noob's use tinfoil. Its ineffective. What you want for maximum effectiveness is aluminum foil:

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    I just wear an emergency "space blanket" on my head at all times to ward off EMPs and government-run mind control experiments. It seems to be working...
    So, do you wear it turbin style or babushka style ?
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    Shiny side out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SideShow Bob View Post
    So, do you wear it turbin style or babushka style ?
    Mine is like a WWI Hun-style helmet, spike and everything.

    And yes, Aluminum works just as well as foil. YOUR MIND TRICKS WON'T WORK ON ME!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SideShow Bob View Post
    So, do you wear it turbin style or babushka style ?
    As long as you don't wear it flat bill style you're good, flat bill tin foil hats actually amplify the gubment mind control.

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