I hazed myself.

I went back to my roots by putting a pull-up bar on the door frame to my reloading/gun room. Just like the Basic Airborne Course, everyone has to do 10 pull-ups to enter and 10 pull-ups to leave. Mrs. Belly is less impressed. She just stands there with 'the look' on her face. I'm not even kidding, though. 10 reps.... Knock 'em out.