So I am on Daddy (Dooty) Duite!!! True story......

[n8tive97]

My wife is on a cruise with her Grandfather for the last few days and isn't returning until the 28th! So I am on Daddy Dooty!
So I go into my twin boys bedroom (4 years old) behind them to see how bad they destroyed their room and it smells like shit! No I am mean it smells like shit like a turd. Oh and the boys room was destroyed. So I ask the boys why their room smells like shit?
Hunter says "because bubby pooped in the tube"!
I said "what tube where, you mean the toilet"?
Hunter says "come on Dad I will show you"
So we walk into the room and he points at the vent under the window and says "that tube Dad"!
So I walk over there and sure enough, Chance took two big shits in the air vent, wiped his ass with toilet paper and threw it down the air vent and put the vent back on it.
Did I mention the heater was on? That had to be the hardest thing I have ever had to do. I could barely see what I was doing because I was gagging so hard I had tears in my eyes.
And yet another reason to put vents in the ceiling!!!

[bogie]

I'm guessing your wife never had to deal with that one before?!?!

[blacklabel]

I'd vomit. I've got a weak stomach so my wife has to take care of the really nasty ones.

[budda]

I'd vomit. I've got a weak stomach so my wife has to take care of the really nasty ones.

That is the same for me too. One night I heard my daughter puck in her sleep, I then got off the couch and woke her up and told her the situation and promptly went to bed.

[10mm-man]

Ahhh man! That is some funny shit! Or I mean stinky shit........

[Stevensje]

What a story! That is some funny shit! Kids never cease to amaze me.

[sneakerd]

That's a trip dude- never thought of that one. I do remember one night when I was a kid- I got up to pee in the middle of the night, went to my desk, pulled out the chair and pee'ed on it. I realized what I was doing when I was 3/4 done.

[Skully]

That sounds like something my boys would do as well.............................................. ......... I feel for you.

Love my little boys, but people have wondered why I call my "boys" terrorists..................they are just like any other little boys.

[Dingo]

Ugh. Yet another reason why my wife will never convince me to have a kid of our own. I can't stand little kids. Her youngest is just finally getting out of the sticky/oozy/stinky/drippy stage. I've had feces-munching mongrel dogs that are more hygienic than any little kid I've ever met.

[Tinelement]

Oooooohhhh!!

That is funny!!!!


But seriously.... That sucks!!!