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    A FUN TITLE asmo's Avatar
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    Default PLEASE HELP.. NEED BACKUP..

    PLEASE HELP ME!! Stuck on a plane to DC full of Obama's campaign staff. There are like 40 of them and I am totally surrounded and unarmed. They have already started chanting..... Help!
    What is my joy if all hands, even the unclean, can reach into it? What is my wisdom, if even the fools can dictate to me? What is my freedom, if all creatures, even the botched and impotent, are my masters? What is my life, if I am but to bow, to agree and to obey?
    -- Ayn Rand, Anthem (Chapter 11)

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    Just tell the nearest one that you have a bad case of the true 'Romnesia'; the hope that in 48 hours, you will be able to start forgetting the last four years.
    Math is tough. Let's go shopping!

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    Master of the Metallic Element Tinelement's Avatar
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    Gas um out.



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    I'm a dude, I swear! SuperiorDG's Avatar
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    Take one for the team. Don't let them come to Colorado. If you take everything off and grab one of their signs a start chanting along with them I'm sure they will keep the whole bunch of you there in DC.

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    Shit your pants.
    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Haw haw haw?..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinelement View Post
    Gas um out.



    This ^^^^
    Be true to your Family and Friends! A handshake, and your word is all it takes!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinelement View Post
    Gas um out.


    When you gas them as you are walking down the aisle on a plane, this is referred to as crop dusting.
    Youth is wasted on the young.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinelement View Post
    Gas um out.


    DO IT!!!

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    Alert the flight crew that they're speaking a foreign language and it sounds like they're praying and you heard allah ahkbar or whatever.. no i don't care to spell it correctly.

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    Well at least we know you are the smartest person amongst them!

    Definitely rip ass and ask the pilots to only run a single pack so it lingers a bit longer!
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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