Ball point pen on the nightstand and whistle under the bed.
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Ball point pen on the nightstand and whistle under the bed.
Honestly, I just plan on pissing myself and hope that the assailant is a rapist and that he/she doesn't have some weird piss fetish.
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"When law and morality contradict each other, the citizen has the cruel alternative of either losing his moral sense or losing his respect for the law." -Frederic Bastiat
"I am a conservative. Quite possibly I am on the losing side; often I think so. Yet, out of a curious perversity I had rather lose with Socrates, let us say, than win with Lenin."
― Russell Kirk, Author of The Conservative Mind
Don't forget vomit and gas for backupOriginally Posted by HoneyBadger
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to Fight, he'll just kill you.
Reminds me of a moot court. A couple of hijackers (this was before the term 'terrorists' became so fashionable) got into the cockpit of an in-flight 707. They were making demands and the speechless pilot stood up, looked the gunman right in the eye and...threw up right in his face. The crew regained control of the aircraft.
So.... you're saying it actually works?
Cue sarcasm: YAY! WE DON'T NEED GUNS! I'LL JUST PUKE ON MY ASSAILANT AND TELL MY WIFE AND CHILD TO DO THE SAME!
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"When law and morality contradict each other, the citizen has the cruel alternative of either losing his moral sense or losing his respect for the law." -Frederic Bastiat
"I am a conservative. Quite possibly I am on the losing side; often I think so. Yet, out of a curious perversity I had rather lose with Socrates, let us say, than win with Lenin."
― Russell Kirk, Author of The Conservative Mind
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