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  1. 02-22-2013, 12:11 #1
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    Default deep in enemy territory

    Flew into San Francisco last night under the cover of darkness. This morning I am sitting in a coffee shop a few miles from UC Berkley, unarmed, just waiting for some whacko to roll in and open fire. Obviously since I flew in I don't even have my pocket knife. God help me, because none of these liberal fools hanging around blathering about nonsensical bs could even if they had the stones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwalker460 View Post
    Flew into San Francisco last night under the cover of darkness. This morning I am sitting in a coffee shop a few miles from UC Berkley, unarmed, just waiting for some whacko to roll in and open fire. Obviously since I flew in I don't even have my pocket knife. God help me, because none of these liberal fools hanging around blathering about nonsensical bs could even if they had the stones.

    I wouldn't worry, just head for a "Gun free" zone! Cali has lot's of them...... O wait, your in Cali, I forgot they has strict gun laws- Your safe!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10mm-man View Post
    I wouldn't worry, just head for a "Gun free" zone! Cali has lot's of them...... O wait, your in Cali, I forgot they has strict gun laws- Your safe!
    Yeah I though CA in it's entirety was a "gun free zone."
    dwalker, if you get out alive, just think of the stories you will be able to tell!
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    You can always just pee on yourself or start throwing up.
    There is a whole thread dedicated on how to do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdown View Post
    You can always just pee on yourself or start throwing up.
    There is a whole thread dedicated on how to do it.
    Please don't forget the gas option !!!
    Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to Fight, he'll just kill you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdown View Post
    You can always just pee on yourself or start throwing up.
    There is a whole thread dedicated on how to do it.

    Or relax and try to "enjoy it".............
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    If you run in to a bald Aussie man named Steve, he'll get your back.
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    What camo are you wearing to blend in?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rucker61 View Post
    What camo are you wearing to blend in?
    My wife thought my usual black work Dickies cargo pants and t-shirt was not appropriate, so I am in s marroon Polo and some trendy Levi jeans. Sorry, no way are you getting me into an earthtone cardigan and loafers.
    The women next to me are talking about feelings and relationships... I missed m my workout this morning and really need to shoot something. ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwalker460 View Post
    My wife thought my usual black work Dickies cargo pants and t-shirt was not appropriate, so I am in s marroon Polo and some trendy Levi jeans. Sorry, no way are you getting me into an earthtone cardigan and loafers.
    The women next to me are talking about feelings and relationships... I missed m my workout this morning and really need to shoot something. ..
    Are you sure those are women?
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