deep in enemy territory

[dwalker460]

Flew into San Francisco last night under the cover of darkness. This morning I am sitting in a coffee shop a few miles from UC Berkley, unarmed, just waiting for some whacko to roll in and open fire. Obviously since I flew in I don't even have my pocket knife. God help me, because none of these liberal fools hanging around blathering about nonsensical bs could even if they had the stones.

[10mm-man]

Flew into San Francisco last night under the cover of darkness. This morning I am sitting in a coffee shop a few miles from UC Berkley, unarmed, just waiting for some whacko to roll in and open fire. Obviously since I flew in I don't even have my pocket knife. God help me, because none of these liberal fools hanging around blathering about nonsensical bs could even if they had the stones.

I wouldn't worry, just head for a "Gun free" zone! Cali has lot's of them...... O wait, your in Cali, I forgot they has strict gun laws- Your safe!

[crashdown]

You can always just pee on yourself or start throwing up.
There is a whole thread dedicated on how to do it.

[StagLefty]

You can always just pee on yourself or start throwing up.
There is a whole thread dedicated on how to do it.

Please don't forget the gas option !!!

[10mm-man]

You can always just pee on yourself or start throwing up.
There is a whole thread dedicated on how to do it.

Or relax and try to "enjoy it".............

[Sawin]

If you run in to a bald Aussie man named Steve, he'll get your back.

[Rucker61]

What camo are you wearing to blend in?

[BushMasterBoy]

Ohh FFs...just use your cloaking app on your 'rhoid...

[dwalker460]

What camo are you wearing to blend in?

My wife thought my usual black work Dickies cargo pants and t-shirt was not appropriate, so I am in s marroon Polo and some trendy Levi jeans. Sorry, no way are you getting me into an earthtone cardigan and loafers.
The women next to me are talking about feelings and relationships... I missed m my workout this morning and really need to shoot something. ..

[Sharpienads]

I know how you feel. I flew out of Ontario a few months ago. I felt like everybody knew I was an outsider. Kinda like being the only straight man at a gay bar. Not that I'd know.