What are conspiracy theories that you believe?

[MarkCO]

Uberjager is a clandestine government psychologist sent here to spy on you, profile you and then have you declared mentally defective in order to confiscate all your AR and PMags when the welfare system makes the budget cuts so deep that the Homeland Security can't afford to buy anymore since they have to buy them from estates for $1K each...

[TFOGGER]

Mikhail Gorbachev was a deep cover CIA plant, sent specifically to bring about the demise of the Soviet Union. Barack Obama is his counterpart in the US, probably working for the Chinese.

[Jackrabbit]

I believe Monsanto intends to control the world food supply.

[Stvros]

Zapruder film seals the deal for me, the back of Kennedys head blew out from a shot coming from the front. No effing way Oswald did that from the depository behind the motorcade. Its amazing to me that the true killers have never been identified to this day. CIA(military-industrial complex), Mafia, Castro, or the venerable Joe DiMaggio ?

[KestrelBike]

I believe Monsanto intends to control the world food supply.

Monsanto is going to F'ing kill all of us one day, and it's going to be by accident. They're going to engineer some strain of food-crop or pesticide that will have a completely unintended consequence that escaped detection during safety-testing. The contamination is going to spread from farmland to farmland by tractor-wheels, birds, hooves, the wind, and wipe out all the food crops. This already nearly happened when some university scientists were doing research on a strain of Klebsiella. This lab ASSISTANT (ie a punk graduate student not even getting paid anything) was told to run some tests with this bacteria on sterile soil. Well, he figured "What good does running this test on sterile soil do?" so he ran it on viable soil/plants and the bacteria rendered it sterile. This stuff was about to be tested in fields, and it would have gotten out of control with disastrous consequences had he not run tests against directions and alerted his professor about it.

[Great-Kazoo]

Monsanto is going to F'ing kill all of us one day, and it's going to be by accident. They're going to engineer some strain of food-crop or pesticide that will have a completely unintended consequence that escaped detection during safety-testing. The contamination is going to spread from farmland to farmland by tractor-wheels, birds, hooves, the wind, and wipe out all the food crops. This already nearly happened when some university scientists were doing research on a strain of Klebsiella. This lab ASSISTANT (ie a punk graduate student not even getting paid anything) was told to run some tests with this bacteria on sterile soil. Well, he figured "What good does running this test on sterile soil do?" so he ran it on viable soil/plants and the bacteria rendered it sterile. This stuff was about to be tested in fields, and it would have gotten out of control with disastrous consequences had he not run tests against directions and alerted his professor about it.

Actually China will get us first, due to the lack of anyone being outraged by the oops we've had the past decade. From dog food to childrens toys. Nary a blip on the radar. When it is reported, for some reason the media HYPE never arrives and stories fall by the wayside.
2011
http://www.dogfoodadvisor.com/dog-fo...-jerky-treats/
2077
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese..._contamination

3 yrs and nothing done. WE all know IF that was a firearm company with a defective product congressional committees would have been called.

http://rendezvous.blogs.nytimes.com/...d-safety-mess/

[Dingo]

Actually China will get us first, due to the lack of anyone being outraged by the oops we've had the past decade. From dog food to childrens toys. Nary a blip on the radar. When it is reported, for some reason the media HYPE never arrives and stories fall by the wayside.
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Maybe it's because people are secretly hoping for another shipload of toys you can melt down into MDMA....
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007....international

[Rucker61]

I believe that Hagbard Celine is trying to Immanentize the Eschaton.

[centrarchidae]

I believe that Hagbard Celine is trying to Immanentize the Eschaton.

It's the dawning of the Age of Bavaria, Age of Bavaria, Age of Bavariaaaaaa...

[CO303]

Everybody's computer has child porn on it from the factory so they have something on you even if they bust you by mistake.