What are conspiracy theories that you believe?

[bogie]

I think the military shot down a UFO at Walker Army Airfield in 1947. A few months later Congress passed the National Security Act of 1947 authorizing the Air Force & CIA among other things. Even Obama refuses to confirm or deny any knowledge of extraterrestrials. We probably won't get to see this technology until a huge asteroid starts threatening to make us extinct. I know, you don't believe in asteroids...

I believe all but the first part. I think the lightning storm took the ship down in New Mexico.
I believe in the multiple shooter theory.
I want to believe in bigfoot, but I think he would have been found by now.

[Ronin13]

I believe that Han shot first.



I also believe that Fast and Furious was a scheme to make gun violence with guns traceable to the US worse in Mexico so that people would clamor for gun control.

I believe this to be true as well! And it's no theory- Han DID shoot first.

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

YES! I also believe in the female orgasm... It exists I tell you!

[Dingo]

I'm also beginning to get the early whisper of an inkling (no, that's not a euphemism for boner) that somebody, somewhere, wants to take my guns away...

Of course, I'm probably just being paranoid.

[blacklabel]

YES! I also believe in the female orgasm... It exists I tell you!

Relying on blind faith and rumors?

There's quite a few theories that I entertain and it's always a fight between my paranoid side and my "normal" side to decide what I believe on any given day.