The Fence.....

[n8tive97]

THE FENCE



If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a
great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for it, or may choose a job that provides it..
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

[Kraven251]

Unless your name is Limbaugh

[Dryfli]

I agree with all of the above the problem is you can't reason with unreasonable people i.e. libtards. After the first sentence their feeling take over shut their brains off and they start worring about Gaia or some other dumbass thing like who will save the fuzzy bunnies....

[motohooligan]

So true.

[Irving]

How would this poem read if the topics were drugs, pornography, abortion, same-sex marriage, and welfare?

[TAR31]

How would this poem read if the topics were drugs, pornography, abortion, same-sex marriage, and welfare?

That's why I'm an independent. (Will NEVER vote dem though)

[OtterbatHellcat]

I like what the OP posted, it's accurate.

[Troublco]

I agree with all of the above the problem is you can't reason with unreasonable people i.e. libtards. After the first sentence their feeling take over shut their brains off and they start worring about Gaia or some other dumbass thing like who will save the fuzzy bunnies....

I'll save fuzzy bunnies! (save them for me, that is....they're delicious.)

[HBARleatherneck]

http://www.ar-15.co/threads/25972-Fi...epublican+guns

its ok to bump old threads.

or maybe the mods could just delete all threads older than two hours, or two days or two weeks. then every thread would be fresh and there would never be a repost and never have to search before posting. That might be the answer to it all. Delete all threads right after they are started.

[Clint45]

How would this poem read if the topics were drugs, pornography, abortion, same-sex marriage, and welfare?

I'm not in favor of any of those things, but banning them is not the solution.