Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
How would this poem read if the topics were drugs, pornography, abortion, same-sex marriage, and welfare?
Fair enough question for the first three topics:

If a Republican wants to use recreational drugs, s/he finds a dealer and buys some quietly,
If a Democrat wants to use recreational drugs, s/he calls it medicinal while protesting for legalization and then a public assistance program to provide it.

If a Republican wants to look at some pornography, s/he rents or buys some and views it in private at home,
If a Democrat wants to look at some pornography, s/he creates a college course for credit and demands it be funded by taxpayer dollars and even shown in public schools as "education".

If a Republican wants an abortion, she goes and gets one in private.
If a Democrat wants an abortion, she demands taxpayers fund clinics and assistance programs in the name of gender equality, sexual freedom and feminine health.

I'd like to say if a Republican wanted same sex marriage, s/he would move to France or Sweden but most Republicans I know are either against it or ignore it.

I don't know too many people on welfare and almost none who are Republicans so can't comment on that one either.