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    Actually, "rednecks" and "hillbillies" are completely different cultures and don't always get along . . . they would both agree that something needed to be done about this neighbor . . . then they would fight about the best way to deal with the problem.

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    Make something clear here: The letter is not to me, I borrowed a picture off a facebook friend, but i guess he isn't the original uploader of the picture either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clint45 View Post
    Actually, "rednecks" and "hillbillies" are completely different cultures and don't always get along . . . they would both agree that something needed to be done about this neighbor . . . then they would fight about the best way to deal with the problem.
    What are the difference?

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    I felt like this was appropriate. The forum editor wouldn't allow me to post more than 15 facepalms, or believe me, I would.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UrbanWolf View Post
    What are the difference?
    Rednecks prefer Jim or Jack.
    Hillbillies make their own.

    Rednecks prefer steel guitar
    Hillbillies play the banjo

    Rednecks still get worked up about politics
    Hillbillies just shoot at politicians on their property

    Rednecks prefer wrangler boot-cuts
    Hillbillies own a single pair of coveralls

    Rednecks try to kill you with a chainsaw in Texas
    Hillbillies try to rape you in Georgia

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    And as long as they stay away from the latter activity, both are welcome at my campfire any day. :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dingo View Post
    Rednecks prefer Jim or Jack.
    Hillbillies make their own.

    Rednecks prefer steel guitar
    Hillbillies play the banjo

    Rednecks still get worked up about politics
    Hillbillies just shoot at politicians on their property

    Rednecks prefer wrangler boot-cuts
    Hillbillies own a single pair of coveralls

    Rednecks try to kill you with a chainsaw in Texas
    Hillbillies try to rape you in Georgia
    Welp, that just about covers it.

    But the real question is, what's the difference between a hoedown and a hootenanny?
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    What about swamp billies?

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    Cue the "ho" jokes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by UrbanWolf View Post
    What are the difference?
    Depends on the region. Hill folk are fairly similar all over, but rednecks vary depending on state and county. This is a gross generalization that borders on stereotypical, but here you go:

    A hillbilly will usually live in a trailer, cabin, or shack on a dirt road in the middle of the woods.
    A redneck will want to live in a town, often in a new doublewide or a farmhouse.

    A hillbilly will drive a POS sedan held together with baling wire and duct tape.
    A redneck will drive the biggest pickup truck he can afford, and will argue vehemently about brand loyalty.

    A hillbilly will often work a series of minimum wage jobs or collect public assistance.
    A redneck will usually either own his own business or work in construction or agriculture.

    A hillbilly's political and religious views are usually, "Leave me the fuck alone."
    A redneck typically gets his political and religious views from listening to talk radio.

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