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  1. 03-03-2013, 18:28 #1
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    Cool Ammo for sex?

    This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped at the gas station and this drop dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

    She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice,

    "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in a trade of sex for ammo?"

    I thought it over for a few seconds and responded......

    "Well, just what kind of ammo have you got to trade?"
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  2. 03-03-2013, 18:30 #2
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    nice
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  3. 03-03-2013, 18:31 #3
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    Well played sir, well played.
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    Now that's HOT!
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    Ha!
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    Soo....

    What she have??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinelement View Post
    Soo....

    What she have??

    a penis.
    Just doing what I can to stay on this side of the dirt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBelly View Post
    a penis.
    Probably.
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    Repost.

    http://www.ar-15.co/threads/28099-Jo...l=1#post969345
    It was its own thread, and then it got moved into the Joke of the Day thread.
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  10. 03-03-2013, 19:02 #10
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    Good one there
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