There's a lot more of us ugly mf'ers out here than there are of you pretty people!
- Frank Zappa
Scrotum Diem - bag the day!
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.....
MEOW
Men
Enjoying
Older
Women
And yes, Fil-A-Chick is a very good place to be at noon on weekdays.
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Youth is wasted on the young.
It really is. I highly recommend checking one out. You might want to get there early though. Those places are stupid busy on a weekday at noon. Keep in mind you'll have to deal with all the kids that are there to play in the playground area. Hence all the cougars. Although, I'm not sure if cougar is the correct term. Probably more like MILFs.
Youth is wasted on the young.
All you are noobs lol I can't believe no one mentioned target lol that's like a cougar refuge lol
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oh ok those are clearly MILFs not interested in the prey of the cougar.
For the rest of everyone, MILF = a hot mature woman who isn't looking for younger/ish men, ie they're not on the market. Cougars = mature woman (hot or not) that are actively seeking to "prey" on younger/ish men. Let's keep this thread on topic and focused on where young man can go to get pounced on by man-eating cougars.
Patio at Elway's on Wednesday evenings for the win.
definition:
A lioness is a woman older than 60 who stalks men much younger than herself in order to quell a post-menopausal sexual arousal. A lioness is older than the puma, cougar, and jaguar
A puma is a woman who is not quite old enough to be a cougar, but still likes to date/mate with younger men.
In the lexicon of older women seeking younger men, Jaguars tend to be financially stable and are only looking for sex from their 20 something prey.
A cougar is An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf.
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