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    This stupid bastard was found on base during an air show.

    I guess he ran out of room on his service coat for more ribbons & badges!

    He doesn't look very happy, does he?





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    I didn't laugh out loud till I saw the boots.
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    That is so bad it's hilarious. Civilian section 8?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cstone View Post
    I didn't laugh out loud till I saw the boots.
    I was there when I noticed the presidential unit citation in his personal awards, the desert boots in dress uniform just kept it going.

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    He's an Admiral right?
    The CIB was a dead giveaway
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    It looks like he also has some metal chevrons (rank) on his beret.
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    OMG... He should've checked 35-10 (yeah, I know it's 36-something now) before he went to go play dress-up! Do you suppose he got to earn that purple heart after they found him looking like this?



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    Tattoos don't mean that he is not legit. When I joined in 2002 I only filled out a waiver and bam full sleeves no longer an issue. There was a supply guy with a neck tattoo and he did the same thing with no problems. After 9/11 they needed everyone they could get, and as far as I know non performance related issues do not disqualify you from re-enlisting. Actually I knew more females with head and neck tattoos than males. But when my little brother joined last year they were strict as hell. They said no waivers and kicked a guy from MEPS for a speeding ticket. Things are changing fast. But my point is he could be active duty, probably a douch and probably non combat MOS but you never know. Look him up, I always like meeting other .mill as well.

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    How the hell did that moron even get ON base looking like that? He must have been trolling the gun shows and flea markets for weeks to amass all those badges and ribbons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    He's an Admiral right?
    The CIB was a dead giveaway
    Oh that makes me mad... I actually have my CIB...

    never got to go out for my EIB

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