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    Default The Haircut: congress explained

    THE HAIRCUT
    Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.

    One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about

    his bill, and the barber replied, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
    community service this week. The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the
    barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and
    a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut,

    and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept
    money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and
    left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a
    'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

    Then a
    Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber
    again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this
    week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when
    the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for
    a free haircut.

    And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
    citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
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    Make men large and strong and tyranny will bankrupt itself in making shackles for them.” – Rev. Henry Ward Beecher (1813-1887) US Abolitionist Preacher

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    Not sure whether to laugh or cry.
    Modern liberalism is based on the idea that reality is obligated to conform to one's beliefs because; "I have the right to believe whatever I want".

    "Everything the State says is a lie, and everything it has it has stolen.
    -Friedrich Nietzsche

    "Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people."
    -Penn Jillette

    A World Without Guns <- Great Read!

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    Sad, but true... I'd like to share that...
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."

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    Sharing it too. Thanks
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    It doesn't matter how many rifles you buy...they're still cheaper than one wife, in the long run.
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    That made me chuckle. Out loud. COL.
    Kyle

    Girlscouts? Hmmm, I don't know... I think it's kinda dangerous to teach young girls self esteem and leadership skills.

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