I just cant fu$%#@ ! win

[Slapps74]

That's what I thought too! Must have been a Weber! Ya know even a sub sonic .22 is faster than you can run. Still sucks though.

[blacklabel]

That sucks?

I'd like to hear the sober version of the story though.

[T-Giv]

That sucks?

I'd like to hear the sober version of the story though.

Me too. I'm doing my best to add it up and I'm still a little fuzzy.

[Clint45]

So I get up at about 1pm. Hear screechhhhhhh bang bam! look out the window and there are 2 gang-banger types throwing my grill and all related stuff in the car. I RUN OUTSIDE IN BOXERS AND SOCKS, and cant catch the perps. My FUCKIG trruck is totaled. Sorry I am drunk, hammered. The cops blamed me aand my dad by the way.

You're lucky you didn't pull on your pants with your keys in the pocket . . . then you might have got a DUI on top of everything else. FUCKIG truck? That's a Ford product, isn't it?

[Big Wall]

Oh, a VEHICLE grill. At first, I first thought of a BarBQ grill.

I was thinking mouth grill.

[GilpinGuy]

Maybe the perps figured the paint from their vehicle was on the grill of the totalled truck and took it? Too much CSI....

[Robby30-06]

Lol, I thought the BBQ Grill and instantly thought about Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Also waiting more details from OP

[Kraven251]

then the horns kicked in, and my shoes started to squeak ...

[Tinelement]

That totally sucks!!!

On the bright side you were already wasted and In your boxers at 1pm!!! That's a good day!

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

OP passed out.