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  1. 03-13-2013, 21:05 #1
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    Talking Ammo bartering

    Lucky me - I managed to score a couple of cases of .223 ammo yesterday.

    As I was putting it in my truck, I was approached by an attractive young lady.

    She struck up a conversation about how she supports the second amendment, loves to go to the gun range, and the like.

    Then she shocked me by asking if I would be interested in bartering sex for ammo.

    Once I regained my composure, I said, "Well OK . . . what kind of ammo do you have?"
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    Repost but funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by birddog View Post
    Repost but funny.
    Yeah, I laughed again though.
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    damnit, this thread got me again
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    Quote Originally Posted by kraven251 View Post
    damnit, this thread got me again
    Me too.
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    Who's on repost patrol tonight.
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    You know the ammo supply will be bad when a future repost of this joke says "...and I was approached by this guy".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpienads View Post
    Me too.
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