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    Drives A Barbie Jeep Adawg38's Avatar
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    Default We are all doomed! The world has ended! Help Chuck Norris!

    http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-...234554988.html

    Ha ha not what you were expecting? This is serious WTF!?!


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    I am growing one now as a memorial.....
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    Fleeing Idaho to get IKEA Bailey Guns's Avatar
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    OK...am I the only one that thinks he looks like an old woman in that photo? Is that why he wore a beard? He's secretly a woman?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    OK...am I the only one that thinks he looks like an old woman in that photo? Is that why he wore a beard? He's secretly a woman?
    Poor Bailey... He will be remembered. His last words before being squished, "are you secretly a woman?"
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    Default Re: We are all doomed! The world has ended! Help Chuck Norris!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    OK...am I the only one that thinks he looks like an old woman in that photo? Is that why he wore a beard? He's secretly a woman?
    He reminds me of a skinny Fat Bastard.

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    Fleeing Idaho to get IKEA Bailey Guns's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    Poor Bailey... He will be remembered. His last words before being squished, "are you secretly a woman?"
    Seriously, dude... Look at that picture. Maybe it's the shirt. It's not very flattering. To be fair, now that I'm older I don't have the physique I once did...

    OK...yes, I do. It was pretty un-flattering when I was younger, too.

    But I still have my beard and I don't wear tight shirts that highlight my man-boobs.
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    Fleeing Idaho to get IKEA Bailey Guns's Avatar
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    That sucks. During vacation I will grow mine out in memorial
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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    That sucks. During vacation I will grow mine out in memorial
    Not only do I have a flourishing face-forest growing as we speak, but I feel inspired to step out in the back yard and let off a 21 karate kick salute in memoriam... as if that recent flood of UPS packages and my general unsociability weren't enough reason for the neighbours to be wary. ;-)

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    So it's not true? I heard that under his beard he did not have a chin, just another fist! I am deeply saddened! Although he had an epic mustache in the 70's, this abomination cannot last!

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