Pranks

[Dingo]

My dad told me one about a group of students at MIT who over break, disassembled the teacher's VW Bug and reassembled it in his office. :-)

When I was a CNA at the nursing home, I enlisted the help of one of my patients to freak the nurses out. I attached a sterile catheter bag to her leg and filled it with white cranberry juice. Then we called the nurse in and the pt told her she had symptoms of a uti. When the nurse asked me to drain some of the "urine" in a (clean) container so she could test/look at it, I complied, took the container, and took a hearty gulp. I thought the patient was going to have an asthma attack, she was laughing so hard at the reaction we got. :-)

[TTWHTD]

Post an ad on Craigslist with a photo of a sweet Kool-Aid man suit. Say that it's free to the best "Oooohhh Yeeea" imitation you get in the next 3 days. Leave your buddies phone number.

[TTWHTD]

Cut the bottom out of his favorite cereal, cracker, whatever box. Slowly fill it with flower on the shelf. Wait...

[TTWHTD]

Put a strip plug on a Christmas tree timer under their bed. Plug in and turn on, vacuum cleaner, blender, stereo and strobe light. Set for 3am.

[BPTactical]

Pranks can either be fun and innocent horseplay or they can be a #10 motherfucker for revenge.

Fun:
Antiseize or machinist Dykem paste under car door handle/tool box pulls.
Fill tool box drawers with grease.
Oil between glass and cover of a welding hood.
String of black cats placed near person welding in a confined space(most effective when target has hangover)
Baby powder in shop fans.
Methylene blue in a dark soda(target will piss brilliant electric blue)
Reroute windshield washer hose to under the dash at crotch level.
Rubber snake in toolbox/desk drawer.
Rearrange plug wires.
Tape washers/nuts to driveshaft.
Sign person up for every free mailer mailer you can think of.
ArmorAll all plastic seats prior to meeting.
Pour water on cloth covered seats and allow sufficient time for water to absorb into padding.

#10 MFr:
Pull cotter pins out of steering linkage.
Valve grinding compound in oil filler.
Crimp front brake lines partially.(work normal until panic stop)
String small diameter piano wire between nails on ridge beam of house (think BIG guitar in a breeze)
Place explicit ad in Rocky Mountain Oyster/Craigslist.
Loosen 4 of 5 lug nuts.
BB's in aircleaner.
Tampons down gas tank.
Disconnect brake light switch.
Loosen driveshaft carrier bearing/ u bolts.
Replace windshield washer fluid with anti freeze.
Steraline your favorite phrase on the targets lawn(ground will be sterilized for 5+ years)



Disclaimer:
The information provided above is for entertainment purposes only, I have no first hand knowledge of such activities taking place and I am not at liberty to discuss such activities had they occurred.

[freqlord]

Find someone scared of needs. Give self an IV and ask other to put tourniquet on

[fly boy]

take out screws/bolts in desk chair(need to leave a couple barely hanging so chair looks normal). As they sit down, chair falls apart and you get a good laugh

have new personnel at work serch for Pnuematic fluid, k9p, id 10 T forms.

hole punch at work.... empty and place around office, inside cars, on ceiling fans

baby Powder in a hair dryer

Spencers has pen's that give you a nice shock when trying to click out the ink

bake cookies/brownies, in the bottom of the container place a note saying baked with love and exlax.... or, to be evil, actually do it

if their computer's are unlocked, change keyboard settings (under language) to not "qwerty" or change how to turn off caps.

switch a couple buttons on the keyboard that people don't use often. I enjoy O and I, or C and V. Something close, so when they "hunt and peck" they will questions wtf

[clodhopper]

car horn wired to turn signal.

[rondog]

Man, there's some sick, twisted bastards here!

[ANADRILL]

Ok, I will share a couple pranks we pulled. When in HS, this kid who was a punk had it coming. We saw him out shooting basketball at the church, so we drove back to the house, and filled half of an ice cold coke with mineral oil, and went back up to the church. We yelled for him to come over, and said "hey we will give you this ice cold coke we just opened if you let us shoot the ball a few times". He being hot, as it was late May in Louisiana, took our offer and downed the coke on the spot. He then commented on it tasting creamy, like a root beer. Fast forward 1 hour later, we are all at my house swimming, and the kid start farting out of control, he then shits over by the fence. 2 hours later, we are at my cohort's host's family house playing nintendo, and he starts cramping up, and proceeds to hit the mode, where he stayed for the remainder of the night. The next day, it's still on, he goes to school, but has to use the mode, so the kids steal the toilet paper away from him, and he had to call for his mom to come get him. heehee

Next, same kid. We come in from a night of high school beer drinking.Drinking age was 18 at the time in La. The French kid, who helped out with the above prank had just turned 18. So we were sloshed and not really thinking of safety. Well we came in late, and the punk kid wanted to stay up longer, so the french kid was like yeah if you snort comet you will stay up for hours... The french kid proceeds to act like he was snorting a line of comet, but was actually blowing it off the table.We didn't use drugs other than alcohol, this was just a prank. The punk kid, was so drunk he thought that the french kid was actually snorting it, so wanted to try it. Well about 5 seconds later, he turned a beat red color, screaming his nose was burning like fire, and was crying like crazy. He claimed his heart was beating 300 beats per minute.....I know it was bad, but as kids you don't think...