Send a dozen roses to some guys girlfriend / wife with a card that says 'I'm sorry. I'll never do it again'.
Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.
And just put shaving cream on the bathroom door knob to the same roommate, and he still doesn't suspect a thing
Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyways.
-John Wayne
change the settings and alarms on his phone.
set an alarm but do it on his calendar.
Just doing what I can to stay on this side of the dirt.
I had a friend rub shit on my bedroom door... I banged his girlfriend for revenge.
I will not abide this abomination. (1224)