Wow!! Yeah, remind me to never piss any of you off!
Wow!! Yeah, remind me to never piss any of you off!
Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyways.
-John Wayne
Another one, freshman year in college I stole an actual pickup bed full of shredded paper from the math/comp sci department, and dumped it in my next door neighbor's dorm room. He went to unlock his door,but couldn't budge the door. He had go through the suite's bathroom to enter his room. He and his roommate were picking out shredded paper for the entire semester. Never again did they try to screw with us![]()
Thanks,
R
Oh that reminds me of another story. This kid whose family was hosting the french kid, was overweight. I had nothing to do with this, but the kids in the neighboorhood made brownies with shit, and gave them to the overweight kid. Sick, but the overweight kid is now a flaming libtard, so I have no sympathy for what happened...
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Thanks,
R
I worked in a large office at Boeing, and we used to forward everyone's phone to one guy. The magazine rack at Barnes & Noble is a good place to pick up a bunch of "subscibe now, pay later" cards for that special someone's name and address.
Te occidere possunt sed te edere non possunt nefas est
Sane person with a better sight picture
Marble in gas tank
EBR - Embrace the Darkness!
You guys do know there's a whole series of "Get Even" books by George Hayduke right? Chock-full of all kinds of mean, evil, nasty things like this. I mean, there's some really twisted stuff in them.
Not sophomoric stuff like unplugging a co-workers mouse and installing a wireless one, that YOU have over on YOUR desk. Then watch as his pointer does NOTHING that he wants it to.
Or taping the entrance to his cubicle closed with packing tape, then filling the cubicle full of styrofoam peanuts. Better do that one when the boss is out of town.
There's a lot more of us ugly mf'ers out here than there are of you pretty people!
- Frank Zappa
Scrotum Diem - bag the day!
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.....
If your roommate takes a shower just before going to bed sprinkle powdered sugar in his bed.