Perhaps you have missed the three of us there who have stated clearly that it would have escalated beyond a friendly chat. I have no problem telling people to fuck off outside of the Internet.
I will however exercise my ability to avoid violence even though I am more than capable armed or not to defend myself.
Please though tell me how to take a table full of drunk asshats and have a civil conversation.
Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.