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    Quote Originally Posted by 10mm-man View Post
    That is what Hickenlooper said about the gay marriage bill .........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shootersfab View Post
    I went to IKEA Sunday with the woman. 4.5 hours later we left drove home and I put everything together...

    Didn't need my welder, cutting torch, or grinder and i didn't have any leftover hardware.....
    Last time I went to IKEA with the ex girlfriend we were there for at least 3 hours and she decided that she didn't want to buy anything. (This is part of the reason she is now an EX girlfriend)

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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    I pull hundreds of thousands of pounds off the ground several days a week and set it smoothly back down hours later.
    "yoke actuator" is NOT the same as "airplane benchrester"....

    Quote Originally Posted by Shootersfab View Post
    I went to IKEA Sunday with the woman. 4.5 hours later we left drove home and I put everything together...

    Didn't need my welder, cutting torch, or grinder and i didn't have any leftover hardware.....
    No leftover parts? OBVIOUSLY you did it wrong...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00tec View Post
    My massive neck scar had an itch today.

    Chicks dig scars right?
    I too have a scar on my neck... I hate when my neck muscles tighten up involuntarily and it starts to hurt.
    I cleaned my Sig last night while watching Deadwood... that counts, right?
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    What's this Deadwood? My wife said the tv was broke so we watched The Voice then watched some chick flick. Wasn't bad.
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    I don't have a man card anymore, Eric Holder's DoJ said it was a violation of Title IX and Obama passed an Executive Order declaring their possession, display or use to be a hate crime since they're obviously only used to intimidate women and metrosexuals so I took it down to the range and shredded it with the 1911.

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    I watched all 9 episodes of season 1 "American Guns" on a free tv website. I know there is 10 but it would not load. No commercials and I ate ice cream while staring at the CNC machine...I think of all the 80% lowers I could do and drool...fake bewbs were good too.

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    I helped someone search for their lost huskey all weekend. Trekked through fields in snowshoes, following his paw prints all over the place. The huskey was finally found last night. He was "lost at sea" for about 11 days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockhound View Post
    so you got your man card by going into an upstairs room with another guy? a touchy feely guy?
    He refused to do any lifting. I carried the tv upstairs for him.

    Why you fantasizing about two dudes, sicko?
    Just doing what I can to stay on this side of the dirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DavieD55 View Post
    That takes alot of guts man... Sounds pretty hardcore to me... lol
    You and Rockhound are very disturbing, so you're probably deserving of each other.
    Just doing what I can to stay on this side of the dirt.

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