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    Default I gotta joke...

    So, this seal walks into a club...

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    Um yeah........ I think I'd try to woo the dog first, if we were in a "repopulatin' the species" type of situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dingo View Post
    Um yeah........ I think I'd try to woo the dog first, if we were in a "repopulatin' the species" type of situation.
    If Rhonda was the last woman, and I was the last man... yeah, humanity would go extinct.
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    That definitely looks more like a pit bull than a mastiff and the leash doesn't look broken at all. More likely, they just didn't exercise safe dog handling and another innocent victim suffered for it. I think I'm going to make a bumper sticker: Mark Kelly's dog has killed more than any of my guns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aloha_Shooter View Post
    That definitely looks more like a pit bull than a mastiff and the leash doesn't look broken at all. More likely, they just didn't exercise safe dog handling and another innocent victim suffered for it. I think I'm going to make a bumper sticker: Mark Kelly's dog has killed more than any of my guns.
    Yes! That would make an awesome sticker!
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    Gun grabbing astronaut's daughter goes for a walk on the beach.
    Gun grabbing astronaut's daughter looses control of family dog.
    Gun grabbing astronaut's dog does was dogs do to perceived prey.
    Gun grabbing astronaut's daughter can not control family dog.
    Crowd gathers and does little to nothing to help, except take video.
    Gun grabbing astronaut finally shows up and pulls dog of now dead seal.
    Gun grabbing astronaut removes dog from situation.

    John Q Public turns out to be someone of some notoriety. WooHoo! We have the cover story for the evening news.
    Tabloid journalism at it's finest.

    Glad no one is around, with a camera, when my dogs take off after rabbits/squirrels/cats...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ah Pook View Post
    Gun grabbing astronaut's daughter goes for a walk on the beach.
    Gun grabbing astronaut's daughter looses control of family dog.
    Gun grabbing astronaut's dog does was dogs do to perceived prey.
    Gun grabbing astronaut's daughter can not control family dog.
    Crowd gathers and does little to nothing to help, except take video.
    Gun grabbing astronaut finally shows up and pulls dog of now dead seal.
    Gun grabbing astronaut removes dog from situation.

    John Q Public turns out to be someone of some notoriety. WooHoo! We have the cover story for the evening news.
    Tabloid journalism at it's finest.

    Glad no one is around, with a camera, when my dogs take off after rabbits/squirrels/cats...
    Not everyone is perfect, nor always manly, nor always does the right thing. Sometimes we just have a terrible day. However, because this person is also actively fighting against our rights, I hope he/they catch as much flak from this, and everything, as possible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Not everyone is perfect, nor always manly, nor always does the right thing. Sometimes we just have a terrible day. However, because this person is also actively fighting against our rights, I hope he/they catch as much flak from this, and everything, as possible.
    Not saying I like the guy. They need to go home and STFU.

    Would this even be in the news if he was not a current media personality? Just more bottom feeding sensational journalism.
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    Default Giffords family Pitbulls kills protected Sea Lion at the beach, Cops and Media

    Quote Originally Posted by HBARleatherneck View Post
    they may have snapped the leash on after the dog started the attack. "oops, i guess we shouldnt let our murderous dog run off leash, quick snap the leash on before someone sees us"
    Yeah I bet $10 there wasn't a leash on that dog prior to it attacking the seal.

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    The story read that they "crated" the dog, then spoke to police. The dog broke from his leash. The police then said no laws were broken? I guess you can't arrest a dog. Lucky for him. Elitist bastards!!!

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