Seriously WTF!? Rent a Mourner

[Bailey Guns]

And when I'm dead remind me why I'll care who's at the funeral?

[hatidua]

I've had some pretty good practice mimicking the screaming child across the street at the top of my lungs when she really gets going, maybe I could apply for a job as a professional mourner/screamer for rent. It'd be a challenge not to break into laughter but with some practice I could probably keep it under control. -maybe.

[TS12000]

I'll probably be one of those guys they don't find for like three weeks anyway. Would hate for someone to pay for that shit for me.

[hurley842002]

Throw me in a giant kiln, and then box me up, that is all.

[centrarchidae]

Don't hate on me just because I don't have any friends.

[Skully]

I want a celebration of my life when I die. My father when he passed I threw a block party, I had neighbors show up that I didn't even know, but they knew my dad.

Just find it odd that someone would need to hire mourners to fill the void at a funeral.

The fact a company markets this shit and makes money to survive shows that some things are just is out there.........................

[Irving]

For $120 you can get a North Korean mourner.

[Great-Kazoo]

For $120 you can get a North Korean mourner.

for another $30 you can get a wife. Sop smart.


No mourners for me. Once i kick off the wife is having me incinerated. There may be 1 or 2 that slink around just to make sure i'm dead.

[rockhound]

when you die dont you gain a bunch of friends looking to pick through your crap anyway. if they want one of my guns the least they can do is stand at the funeral and pretend to cry.

[alxone]

oooooo maybe there is a demand for a professional drunk uncle . for the low price of 75.95 an hour ill show up at your loved ones funeral , get hammered shit drunk , take bad about the people of your choosing and for another 59.95 an hour ill bring an inappropriate slutty drunk date