April Fools Joke?

[Dave_L]

Who's a master of technology and can make a fake online article link? How about we create a bogus article saying legislatures are writing up a bill that would:

-Require background checks annually for anyone that wants to consume alcohol. You'll get an extra endorsement to your driver's license or other CO id card that says you've been "ok'd" to drink. It'll be required at every bar/liquor store to purchase any alcohol. All costs associated will be paid by the drinkers since they're putting the general public at greater risk by deciding to consume alcohol.

-15 ounce limits on all mug sizes at restaurants/bars. No one in their right mind needs more than 15 ounces at one time. Just go get refills. That'll give you ample time to assess if you need another or not.

-Ban on all alcohol with a % greater than 40%. That's just too much "drunk" for the average person to handle. You can still drink, just not the heavy duty "military" grade stuff.

Make it seem legit and see how viral it goes. Could be a fun April fool's day.

[RblDiver]

-Ban on all alcohol with a % greater than 40%. That's just too much "drunk" for the average person to handle. You can still drink, just not the heavy duty "military" grade stuff.

Should be 7% or perhaps 15% :P

[Great-Kazoo]

My Wife asked for a Divorce today, she joking or serious??

[mb504]

My Wife asked for a Divorce today, she joking or serious??

Were you happy or sad?

[clublights]

My Wife asked for a Divorce today, she joking or serious??

Were you happy or sad?

If she was Joking... and you were happy about it .............



she's serious now LOL

[car-15]

My Wife asked for a Divorce today, she joking or serious??

when they are serious a server shows up at your place of employment.....

[Great-Kazoo]

when they are serious a server shows up at your place of employment.....

I'm unemployed

[Byte Stryke]

then they show up at your house.
My Ex thought it was funny that she had her GF Serve me until the judge found out, held both in contempt of court and something about prejudicial proceedings...

[gnihcraes]

A friend of mine, who works for the courts, was served divorce papers during an active court case. (in the courthouse obviously) Judge wasn't happy.

I just came from her party, she's officially single again today on April Fools. Party Party, she even had a framed copy of the decree on the table next to a big Cake that says "Officially Single"

LOL.

[theGinsue]

Is she hot?

Nevermind. Questions like that will get me served divorce papers too.