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    A good AR doesn't ever need to be cleaned or lubed. Just kidding, I use tw25.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu View Post
    Unicorn blood for cleaning & leprechaun seamen for lube.
    Wow...I didn't even know leprechaun's had a navy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    Wow...I didn't even know leprechaun's had a navy.

    They're busy, searching for a rainbow, so you never see them.
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    Oh...there it is:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    Wow...I didn't even know leprechaun's had a navy.

    They do indeed.



    Edit: OP I should have been more specific. What I'm using is the semen from leprechaun seamen. I've done lots of research and have found this to be the slickest of all mythical spunk. Kind of hard to find a source for this stuff but you can "roll your own" if you catch my drift.
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    Remind me never to "shoot" one of your "guns".

    to the little Leprechaun ship!

    Or is it a "tug" boat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    I only use trojan sex lubricant for the oiling and bacon flavored grease for the rest. I can sit there and smell my safe for hours.
    D'oh... years ago me and a buddy were following friends up to upstate NY for a small vacation. Took my POS Oldsmobile. Halfway up my buddy was driving, and after about 20 minutes he mentioned to me that he can't get the car going faster than 65. I finally looked over and realized that's because he was in first gear because the gear shift indicator didn't work right. So threw it in drive, but after all that heat, sure enough, car died about 2 min later. Popped the hood, and radiator hose had exploded. Friends went to autoparts store, picked up replacement hose, and I let someone else cut it to fit. Except the cut the tapered end of the new hose, not the end that's supposed to be cut. The tapered end was now just slightly too small to get on there, so needed something to lube it up. Friend's wife offered up the "purple love lube" she had in their car, but it worked. Filled the radiator, and got going long enough to park the car in the friend's shopping mall as the whole engine seized due to head gasket, etc. Never saw that car again, but the purple love lube is something everyone should keep in their car emergency kit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    Remind me never to "shoot" one of your "guns".

    to the little Leprechaun ship!

    Or is it a "tug" boat?
    Ewwww...Gross dude. By "roll your own" I wasn't saying extract the stuff by hand. You use one of the 3 wishes for canned L.S.S.

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    Holy crap...how in the hell did we go from gun oil to canned leprechaun love juice in this thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    Holy crap...how in the hell did we go from gun oil to canned leprechaun love juice in this thread?
    Seems logical to me. What do you think Frog Lube is made of anyway?

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