Fuckin A!!!! We got HALF A FUCKING INCH of snow down here. Of course, the schools are all closed, my wife's phone is blowing up with like it's DEFCON 3, and the neighbors are all unloading boxes of canned goods. It's all these goddamn Californians moving here and thinking the sky is collapsing every time it precipitates a little.
Know how I "prepped" for this storm? Lifted the windshield wipers off the windshield. The end.