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  1. 04-16-2013, 11:39 #1
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    Default Daniel Wood wants a cavity search..

    This appears to be where people are headed:

    ''They can give me a cavity search right now and I'd be perfectly happy,'' said Daniel Wood, a video producer from New York City who was waiting for a train.

    http://sports.yahoo.com/news/fbi-see...0885--spt.html
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  2. 04-16-2013, 12:01 #2
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    And if you thought a prostate exam was invasive, just wait until someone takes their job way too seriously.
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  3. 04-16-2013, 12:05 #3
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    Default Re: Daniel Wood wants a cavity search..

    "Why won't you spread your cheeks??? Do you have something to hide!?"
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  4. 04-16-2013, 12:27 #4
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    With a name like Wood....
    FHUGETABOUDIT!!!
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  5. 04-16-2013, 12:53 #5
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    Damn that's where I keep my "high capacity assault clips".
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  6. 04-16-2013, 13:09 #6
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    I wonder if he'd mind if I used a size 11 boot to accomplish the search...
    Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...

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  7. 04-16-2013, 13:12 #7
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    Frankly, I think he can accomplish this desire through more private sites or adult stores without having to involve the rest of the world. Of course, if he's searching for a freebie...
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  8. 04-16-2013, 14:05 #8
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    His first name should be Peter.
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