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    Default Screwed by the IRS...twice

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    "I felt like a cheap whore," says Vincent Burroughs. In August 2011, at 9 p.m. on a warm night in Eugene, Ore., Burroughs said he opened his front door to Dora Abrahamson. She was an IRS agent. She was auditing him. The two had never met.

    "She said she was going to do my paperwork," Burroughs said in an interview with ABC News. "She came up the stairs, knocked on the door. I opened the door." They went into his bedroom and had sex, Burroughs said. Asked how he would characterize the sexual encounter, Burroughs said, "it was forced upon me."
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    Sounds like a Penthouse Forum letter. Dora the Explorer anyone?

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    Yeah...It seems like having sex with the IRS agent conducting my audit would be a pretty good idea. What could possibly go wrong?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    Yeah...It seems like having sex with the IRS agent conducting my audit would be a pretty good idea. What could possibly go wrong?
    Then crying rape later because she didn't fulfill her end of the bargain... Hmmm, methinks this guy is D-U-M-B!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    Yeah...It seems like having sex with the IRS agent conducting my audit would be a pretty good idea. What could possibly go wrong?
    If they were male and ON TOP!
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    What a moron.

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    "are you mr burrows?" " NO" end of story

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    This reminds me of all the 17 year old guys who got fucked by their hot teacher, then cried and sobbed about how "violated" they felt when they got caught. Seems like a new one crops up in the newspapers every year.

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