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    Default So Gabby is "Furious"!

    So what did she do, projectile drool and slobber?







    I know, shallow and cheap humor but I think the admenstruation's response to yesterdays failure is pathetic and hilarious.
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    Nothing like laughing in the morning, thanks BP
    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    So what did she do, projectile drool and slobber?







    I know, shallow and cheap humor but I think the admenstruation's response to yesterdays failure is pathetic and hilarious.
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    Default So Gabby is "Furious"!

    "After learning of the news, a lace handkerchief was quickly drawn to stifle tears, mascara became a smeared mess, it was quickly realized that the stress had brought on an early, messy menstruation that white slacks could not hide. As his high heels skittered on the White House garden cobble stones, Gabby Giffords stoically escorted her broken husband Mark Kelly to the bathroom to get him cleaned up."

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    Quote Originally Posted by KestrelBike View Post
    "After learning of the news, a lace handkerchief was quickly drawn to stifle tears, mascara became a smeared mess, it was quickly realized that the stress had brought on an early, messy menstruation that white slacks could not hide. As his high heels skittered on the White House garden cobble stones, Gabby Giffords stoically escorted her broken husband Mark Kelly to the bathroom to get him cleaned up."
    OK, that easily rates an "8" for well played response.
    Awesome!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KestrelBike View Post
    "After learning of the news, a lace handkerchief was quickly drawn to stifle tears, mascara became a smeared mess, it was quickly realized that the stress had brought on an early, messy menstruation that white slacks could not hide. As his high heels skittered on the White House garden cobble stones, Gabby Giffords stoically escorted her broken husband Mark Kelly to the bathroom to get him cleaned up."
    God my sides.

    Didn't Tears Morgan say he'd deport himself if we didn't pass new laws? Where is he going to go? I hear Belize is nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cylinder Head View Post
    God my sides.

    Didn't Tears Morgan say he'd deport himself if we didn't pass new laws? Where is he going to go? I hear Belize is nice.
    Hey I like Belize dont send him there...some place better like Columbia he could report on the gun crimes there and how effective their gun laws are
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    Quote Originally Posted by patrick0685 View Post
    Hey I like Belize dont send him there...some place better like Columbia he could report on the gun crimes there and how effective their gun laws are
    Problem fixed right there! I'm pretty sure even the UK would whine if he were to decide to go there... I'd be happy to help the dipshit pack! "There's the door fuckwad! Please let it hit you on the way out!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by KestrelBike View Post
    "After learning of the news, a lace handkerchief was quickly drawn to stifle tears, mascara became a smeared mess, it was quickly realized that the stress had brought on an early, messy menstruation that white slacks could not hide. As his high heels skittered on the White House garden cobble stones, Gabby Giffords stoically escorted her broken husband Mark Kelly to the bathroom to get him cleaned up."
    You Sir are my hero!
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    Yikes!

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    Ew.


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