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  1. 04-18-2013, 13:04 #21
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    About Kelly running for office, I'm somewhat surprised he didn't try to take over/run for her district when she bowed out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KestrelBike View Post
    "After learning of the news, a lace handkerchief was quickly drawn to stifle tears, mascara became a smeared mess, it was quickly realized that the stress had brought on an early, messy menstruation that white slacks could not hide. As his high heels skittered on the White House garden cobble stones, Gabby Giffords stoically escorted her broken husband Mark Kelly to the bathroom to get him cleaned up."
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    Quote Originally Posted by patrick0685 View Post
    Hey I like Belize dont send him there...some place better like Columbia he could report on the gun crimes there and how effective their gun laws are
    Problem fixed right there! I'm pretty sure even the UK would whine if he were to decide to go there... I'd be happy to help the dipshit pack! "There's the door fuckwad! Please let it hit you on the way out!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyTTE View Post
    Someone said on another forum that Mark Giffords priority needs to be keeping his wife and home and teaching her how to give blowjobs again.

    I heartily concur.

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    Fuck her and mark Kelly....Sometimes I'm really disappointed in the way things ended up...
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    Quote Originally Posted by spqrzilla View Post
    I don't feel a need to ridicule Gabby Giffords.

    Her clown husband, have at him.
    Well being an ex astronaut I assume he has not been getting any "TANG" lately so he needs something to keep his mind occupied.
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    OK...I'm going to hell for laughing out loud at that picture. I might as well pack my bags.
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    Ditto I think I might need to change my underwear.
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    To quote Snoop Dog (I cannot believe I am quoting him!):
    "Control your Ho"
    You hear me Gabby??!!
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