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"After learning of the news, a lace handkerchief was quickly drawn to stifle tears, mascara became a smeared mess, it was quickly realized that the stress had brought on an early, messy menstruation that white slacks could not hide. As his high heels skittered on the White House garden cobble stones, Gabby Giffords stoically escorted her broken husband Mark Kelly to the bathroom to get him cleaned up."
You Sir are my hero!