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  1. 04-18-2013, 09:49 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by soldier-of-the-apocalypse View Post
    I would invent Microsoft and kick steve jobs and bill gates ass and make them work for me for very little pay and maybe I would also be the creator of facebook, google, and youtube as well, It would be awesome I would ride a unicorn as well
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    I'd go back to the night I met my wife and run like hell the other way.
    There's a lot more of us ugly mf'ers out here than there are of you pretty people!

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    nuked kenya
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    I'd go back to the late 1950's and prevent a certain Kenyan from banging a certain Commie chick from KS...
    Just make sure it wasn't also Frank Marshall Davis that banged the commie chick from KS.
    Modern liberalism is based on the idea that reality is obligated to conform to one's beliefs because; "I have the right to believe whatever I want".

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    One day in May of 2006. I'd stop a certain 16 year old nephew from getting on the ATV that killed him.

    If I had two chances, I'd use the other one to go back to some Friday before a giant powerball drawing and buy the right ticket.
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    Default If you could go back in time once...

    Kind of presumptuous of you to assume I haven't already been back in time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    Kind of presumptuous of you to assume I haven't already been back in time.
    Ah, so the state of the world is YOUR fault.
    Modern liberalism is based on the idea that reality is obligated to conform to one's beliefs because; "I have the right to believe whatever I want".

    "Everything the State says is a lie, and everything it has it has stolen.
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    I'd go back to the 1780s with a pile of history and Constitutional law texts and show the Founding Fathers how Congress and the SCOTUS have (mis)interpreted the document they wrote. I'd leave documents showing the growth of taxation and government intrusion so they could guard against the 16th Amendment and other expansions of federal "power".
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    Default If you could go back in time once...

    Quote Originally Posted by Zundfolge View Post
    Ah, so the state of the world is YOUR fault.
    Lol. Probably.
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  10. 04-18-2013, 10:18 #20
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    Go back to the 1800's and find Titus Bass.
    Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to Fight, he'll just kill you.
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